The Vanoss Crew have all at some point played as superheroes. Below is a list of their double identities and special abilities.
- Ability to look constipated 24/7.
- Can spawn piles of German parachutes out of thin air.
- Never ending cigarette.
- Epic Sprinkled Turdmobile.
- Wears really dark outfits during day.
- Wears really bright outfits during night.
- Circuitous logic that usually turns simple tasks into complicated messes.
- Brute force delivered by his notorious Thunder Cookies.
- Can summon rain on rainy days.
- Forgets his teammates and his own names.
- Many times that he failed sometimes he ultimately ruined the plan that they were doing on (briefly happens).
- Comes Early when fucking Nogla's Mom.
- Arrives late to everything (though it proved to be useful one time).
Wrk The Boy Wonder
Always sees his own spot in every games.
Every time uses tremendous amounts of TNT to blow up everything (sometimes he is helping with Vanoss to prank anyone else).
Highly regard of weaponry crossbows and rocket launders.
Mega Monkey PaperBag Man
- Always manages to conjure a jerry can from out of nowhere.
- He can also swap his paperbag hats at the speed of a late-night diarrhea run.
- Can pause time to go and get some yoghurt or banana. But can only choose one.